Novelty Tie Aficionado Gifts

Kevin could only show his true creativity with the assistance of his novelty Christmas tie.

'Clearly every one of these suspects has stolen my identity.'

"1-1"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Friendly Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

Future History Museums

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

Gigolo Diary