Tie Enthusiast Gifts

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Corporate uniform - Rebellion breaks out

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

Despite the searing heat wave, Jennings adhered strictly to the company dress code, which stated 'ties must be worn at all times'.

But, I guess what it comes down to is this, in a world so full of pain and suffering, at least I can say I wore fun ties.'

"Gift"

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Economists confirmed today, that the most reliable economic indicator is necktie width.'

Critical Mass.

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

'I did wear a tie like you told me to...'

'To survive we have to be seen, to stand out from the crowd...'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Got a big meeting, I"m going to need that tie clasp."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Can we go now, Dad - It's stopped raining!'

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

Gang ties.

"Can't see the point of school ties, myself."

Trouble is the tie makes the rest of your outfit look shabby.

Executioner hanging a man with his own tie.

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Crocodile Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"I saw the manager wearing this ugly tie and I wanted to suck up to him and told him how I just LOVED it. I should have known it was a trick."

"Twist tie."

"Son, I'm proud of you! You're the fiest in the family to study and wear a tie at work!"

"Maybe you should go home and get some rest. That's the third time today you'e notarized your tie."