Tie Enthusiast Gifts

Father's Day - Tie featuring list of Jobs to do.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

Corporate uniform - Rebellion breaks out

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

Despite the searing heat wave, Jennings adhered strictly to the company dress code, which stated 'ties must be worn at all times'.

'...We give this same tie to dad every year.'

'So all six of your kids got you the same thing for Father's day?'

But, I guess what it comes down to is this, in a world so full of pain and suffering, at least I can say I wore fun ties.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"Gift"

'Economists confirmed today, that the most reliable economic indicator is necktie width.'

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

Critical Mass.

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

'To survive we have to be seen, to stand out from the crowd...'

'I did wear a tie like you told me to...'

"Got a big meeting, I"m going to need that tie clasp."

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Can we go now, Dad - It's stopped raining!'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Good God, George! Just stick to a simple necktie knot and leave the Double Windsor for the clever men!"

'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

Gang ties.

"Can't see the point of school ties, myself."

Trouble is the tie makes the rest of your outfit look shabby.

Executioner hanging a man with his own tie.

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Crocodile Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '