Tie Fanatic Gifts

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

The Perfect Foil

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'