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The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'How does this one feel?'

"Fill it up!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Family Curling Habits

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Squirrel Salon

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Christmas Curling

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'