Collar Connoisseur Gifts

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Curling your hair for no reason

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

"Fill it up!"

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Welcome to my cellar!

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"Do you do these in sheep?"