Couture Connoisseur Gifts

"It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."

Fashion world.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"He's an abstract artist."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Bee costume

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Binge Watch

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Goal!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Doctor Bartolo

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."