Couture Connoisseur Prints

"It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."

Fashion world.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Bee costume

"Goal!"

Binge Watch

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Doctor Bartolo

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.