Courting Connoisseur Prints

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Anorak anoraks'.

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Yawning barristers in court

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Impartiality becomes you."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Counsel's Opinion.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'How does this one feel?'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'We'll have to clean that out immediately... there's nothing dirtier than a lawyer bite.'