Cone Collar Connoisseur Mugs

"Fill it up!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Dog in love

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Curling your hair for no reason

Dog Walker

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Shaved Ice

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Litteratti K9s.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Pisa Hut.

'The first cocktail.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."