Cone Enthusiast Mugs

The Cone Ranger

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Walker

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Fill it up!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Frankly, business sucks."

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

The world's greatest salesman.

Stoneage traffic cone

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'