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'Were you out drinking last night?'

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog Walker

Shaved Ice

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Fill it up!"

Flat Cap and whippet

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Global Warming Penguin

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

"Of course, once this melts we're homeless again."

"You have to admire Percy. He never forgets his working class roots."

Football Commentator.

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

Each one respresents another honor.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

"I never see you wearing a cap. Do you have to press down while turning to get it off?"