Cone Cap Enthusiast Pillows

'Were you out drinking last night?'

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog Walker

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Shaved Ice

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"Fill it up!"

Flat Cap and whippet

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Global Warming Penguin

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

"You have to admire Percy. He never forgets his working class roots."

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

"Of course, once this melts we're homeless again."

Football Commentator.

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Each one respresents another honor.

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

"And how did you become interested in climate change?"