Flat Cap Aficionado Pillows

Flat Cap and whippet

Football Commentator.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Beret Night at the Museum'