Flat Cap Enthusiast Pillows

"You have to admire Percy. He never forgets his working class roots."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Hat Wars.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."