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"You have to admire Percy. He never forgets his working class roots."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"You have reached the edge of town."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

They will too notice.