Icecap Enthusiast T-Shirts

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Football fan

Global Warming

"We used to be cooler."

'I hate Global Warming.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

GoalieRobics.

Global Warming Penguin

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

Vice On Ice.

Arctic Sign - You are here.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!