Icecap Conservationist T-Shirts

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Green Peace'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Save the whales

Endangered Species.

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"I've heard them all fall."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

A trap of poachers

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'