Icecap Conservationist T-Shirts

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

Endangered Species.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"I've heard them all fall."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Have a Nice Day.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

A trap of poachers

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

Global Warming Penguin