Icecap Enthusiast Gifts

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Global Warming

Football fan

"We used to be cooler."

'I hate Global Warming.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

GoalieRobics.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

Global Warming Penguin

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

Vice On Ice.

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."