Icecap Lover Gifts

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice fisher.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Wish you were steer!

Mice Cream

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

The Dandy

Cow on Holiday.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Football fan

Jack and the Snowman.

Global Warming

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'I hate Global Warming.'

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'After years of therapy, I still don't feel any better about my low self esteem, Doc...' 'Have you tried eating a big ol' tub of Haagen Dazs? That always makes me feel better.'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.