Icecap Lover Pillows

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice fisher.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

The Dandy

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Mice Cream

Wish you were steer!

Cow on Holiday.

Jack and the Snowman.

Football fan

Global Warming

"I have one indulgence: myself."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'I hate Global Warming.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Ice creams

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'