Ice Cap Explorer Gifts

'I hate Global Warming.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Ah ah, I told you your water pistol wouldn't work around her: It's too cold...'

Global Warming

Football fan

Polelitical Correctness

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Ice fisher.

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Go ahead and dissect me

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'...Or not.'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'