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Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."