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"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Rowing

She let her fascinator do the talking...

'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'

Barber College - Sam's Hats.

'Before we do this, I just want to say something: I really admire your hat... always have.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Australian Mobile Bar

Hat Check: 'Now let me see..' Woman searches for King's crown.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'I can deal with the giant foam cowboy hat, But how do you expect to fire your six-shooter with that thing'

Lady with a spaceship hat.

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Easter Bonnet Island.

Man taking his head for a walk.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Is that a wig?'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"You are doing an excellent job, Peeters. I'm very pleased with your work. There is just one thing I would like you to change..."

"Apart from the pain, I can't take my hat off."

"Capsize"

Man and bird

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

Defense against the wind

"You stay here. . . I'll go on ahead."

"So what's this - the good cap bad cap routine?"

A day at the races

Pizza London Eye

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

"It's a fez, Chief. It's going to be my trademark."

"I had a hat."

Last man to wear a fedora unironically