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The Earth's Polar Caps.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Sitting in a tree

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Greenfingers.

Valentine Day

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Love Birds love just being together

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

You just keep giving.