Hat Afficionado Pillows

The Earth's Polar Caps.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Sitting in a tree

Greenfingers.

Valentine Day

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Love Birds love just being together

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Western Outfitters.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

You just keep giving.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"