Hat Fanatic Pillows

"It looks like we've got a serial killer somwhere out there!"

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

'I want you all to take what I have to say very seriously.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

A baby using a heavy duty drill

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."