Hat Admirer Pillows

Greenfingers.

Stylish handknit beanie

"Gesundheit!"

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Mating rituals

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

Pea

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."