Hat Connoisseur Pillows

An English of eccentrics

American Evolution

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Greenfingers.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

Dog Walker

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Shaved Ice

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Doctor Bartolo

Western Outfitters.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."