Hair Connoisseur Pillows

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Fashion over function!"