Hair Connoisseur Pillows

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two men in barber shop

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."