Shampoo Connoisseur Pillows

"What the hell's in this shampoo?"

It appears to be a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.

"In my opinion, that shampoo is a little strong..."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

Bleak House

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'Botox so soon, Master?'

Today's Rapunzel

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

A grave with an array of beauty products

Jutting Protuberances in just 10 Days!

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.