Shampoo Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wash and Quo"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Drunk Barber

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."