Shampoo Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Wash and Quo"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Missing my hair.

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles