Shampoo Enthusiast T-Shirts

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

The Head & Shoulders Horseman

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Be creative...!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Missing my hair.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'