Shampoo Enthusiast Pillows

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Drunk Barber

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"