Hat Aficionados Pillows

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Nothing Like Doing It Thoroughly.

'Whatever you do, never say anything about being warm.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Magic Trick

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"