Hat Lovers Pillows

'Hip!'

Red Hat Society Members.

Hatcheck: "I think there's been some mistake..."

Titan Arum

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Brazilian Blow dry

Hombre's Best Friend.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Western Outfitters.

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet