Hard Hat Lovers Pillows

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

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