Hard Hat Enthusiast Pillows

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Brazilian Blow dry

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Western Outfitters.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."