Hard Hat Enthusiast T-Shirts

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."