Hat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."

"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

One Size Fits All

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'

Caution: You are entering a hard hat area

'What I'm about to tell you is extremely confidential,Ravenhurst...I want you to promise me you'll keep it under your hat.'

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

"May we borrow your hat for the harvest festival?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate."

Man with a sombrero in the rain with a drainpipe running out of it.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'These hats don't feel right in London, Bruce!'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

'The pain isn't too bad...but I can't take my hat off!'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'What sort of hat?'

Royal Ascot

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'

"You can't see it, so how do you know you don't like it?"

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Alright, you can wear it, but only for Church."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'What raccoon hat?'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Dog decides what hat to wear.

'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'