Hat Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."

"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

One Size Fits All

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Mr Bagley, I'm afraid there's rather more to being a bishop than having your own hat.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I keep having this nightmare where everybody's wearing taller hats than mine.'

Caution: You are entering a hard hat area

'What I'm about to tell you is extremely confidential,Ravenhurst...I want you to promise me you'll keep it under your hat.'

"May we borrow your hat for the harvest festival?"

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

Man with a sombrero in the rain with a drainpipe running out of it.

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate."

Royal Ascot

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'The pain isn't too bad...but I can't take my hat off!'

'What sort of hat?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'These hats don't feel right in London, Bruce!'

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dang thing shrunk in the wash"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'