Hat Lover Gifts

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

"He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his big pot!"

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

'Sunburn my foot, you're blushing!'

"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Wait until you see the feather on my new hat.'

'My head has definitely swollen. This hat fitted me yesterday.'

'Howzat?"

Easter Bonnet Island

'I see Panama hats are big this Summer.'

'Sweetie, the time to buy is when the season is over.'

Fan at stadium with huge hat blocks others view.

'If you've lost your ticket,sir,how can you expect me to find your hat?'

Wait till you see the feather on my new hat!

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Red Letter Days - The New Hat

"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Greenfingers.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies