Hard Hat Hero T-Shirts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"Leave your hat on, we're going straight to the shareholder's meeting."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

I told the boss that I'm exhausted and can't continue. He was either insensitive or trying to be inspirational when he replied "dig deep."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Brickie's Mate

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

The Workaholics Building

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

Construction in 2022

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Real men have facial hair.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

One Man Band

A man working on a model airplane

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."