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A man and his ingenuity

"You guys are a class act"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Victorian Gentleman

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Western Outfitters.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'