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'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Reasonableman

Ice Skater

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

Victorian Gentleman

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."