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Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Western Outfitters.

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Victorian Gentleman

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet