Top Hat Aficionados Gifts

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Victorian Gentleman

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."