Top Hat Aficionado Gifts

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

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Two bus passengers.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Another startup."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Victorian Gentleman

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."