Top Hat Appreciator Gifts

A magician saws in half an octopus

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Greenfingers.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Victorian Gentleman

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Hat Wars.

They will too notice.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"