Top Hat Appreciator Pillows

A magician saws in half an octopus

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Victorian Gentleman

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Beret Night at the Museum'